Searching the blogosphere for more on the Monett, MO rural fire department turns up some pretty embarrasing stuff. Take this one, Proud to live in Ozarkia... Not. She's got a loose translation for Normal-Civilized-Non-KKK-People-Who-Live-Outside-The-Redneck-Metro-Area."
"We don't like them Messcans, so we forget to bill 'em for their service. Then if they don't pay, we just let their house burn, because, hey, fewer Messcans. Oh, sure, we COULD print out a piece of paper and get the Messcans to sign it on the spot, but how'd we know they gonna pay? After all, they's Messcans, and those Messcans, they don't pay nothin'. Wat you mean he own the land? He ain't got no business ownin' land when perfectly good white folks ain't own they own land."
She ends with an appropriate analogy, "If i were a local attorney, i'd be on this like a mullet on a redneck."