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Saturday, January 14, 2006

A buddy of mine e-mailed me some Chuck Norris facts. I'm sure they're found elsewhere on the internet, but I thought they were funny enough to repost:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Blogger meghann said...

Jason and I thought the Law and Order one was pretty funny!

8:29 AM  

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